basically you get an onbase custom just for reading my fanfiction
edit: please don't make jokes or serious criticism about Sundown being a shitty/unsupportive dad he's trying his best
I... did not expect this to be literal. :x TL;DR Twitch was a mistake.
> Sundowner
Don't post the meme, don't post the meme...
Disappointed said sweater is not actually described beyond colour scheme. "Ugliest" remains open for debate. Mark docked for false advertising.
Akira can't enjoy his corndog. Half-expected a SpongeBob reference.
bruh you can't just use the prompt as the title!!1
> "... Can't wear that to the bar, kiddo."
Not sure if Dad is criticizing his fashion choice or pre-emptively refusing to stand up to the bullies; either way, non-supportive father figure DING!
This is Peak Capitalism. D:
—No, that's not true, Peak Capitalism would be selling Duskie as an NFT. ||||||:^{3>
> "Dad, would you have taken me?"
> "... Yes."
I'm starting to worry about Sundown.
> "Pogo's existence disproves God."
a'ight this gave me a good chuckle.
Sundown's pronouns flip-flopped in the last chapter too and I'm starting to think I'm missing an in-joke.
at least it's not Lovecraft's Cat :X
> "Why do you have a guy on a leash wearing a reindeer onesie, anyways?"
Honestly my first thought was Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged: "Joey is a Furry" :^)
> "Maybe even slap some cheese on it's head!"
...Never before now have I wondered if an insanity plea counts for Santa's List. D:
> my mom's mental stability
my heart
> "That's not the noise reindeer make and you know it."
what if it's a pokemon
> Akira then walked out of Sundown's room, stepped on a rake, and had Oboromaru run over and laugh at him.
"THIS FANFIC WAS GETTIN' A BIT TOO PEACEFUL!"
Now that's a crack fi—[SHOT]
> "... Don't play the one 'bout beating wives again."
Real talk: I once read a comment that the dividing line between "Country" and "Folk" was which side they took on 'Nam.
Drunk joyride resolves about as well as can be expected.
The deeper I delve, the weirder this gets... :x
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods...
Autocorrect be like
> Duskie wouldn't do this to me.
Not gonna lie, Cookie Sandwich sounds likea feasible dessert.
> Pogo pulled out a meat cookie.
@Warehouse_Rabbit YOOO KANG CROSSOVER LESGOOOOOO
—ohhh cat on his chest
:X
I am not wholly convinced Akira confusing spaying and neutering isn't intentional. :x
I wish I could rewind to five minutes ago when I wasn't imagining a Bananas in Pyjamas Tuesday routine with this nuthouse.
OK this catlore is becoming a lot more pervasive than I expected.
Summary is accurate. :^)
"Merry bloody Christmas!"
— Siegfried Farnon
...who's sending you these prompts?
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but does it still count as a story? :B
John Freeman BACKFLIPPED out of the sky and landed next to Henry Freeman
"Dad! Mom has dead!"
"Odio... you killed WIFE?!?!"
HUe has been STOLED!!1 (last HL2 badfic ref I swear)
> Duskie once asked why it wasn't possible to live in his dad's house in Animal Crossing…
something something Tom Nook forces single-occupancy homes to maintain Debt Slavery, #AbolishLandlordism
P.S.: Akira is that one kid who thinks profanity is the punchline. Don't be Akira.
> "But… we'll have to put your… son down."
That got a snort. 
Alright so "options are in ic!" but I'm not versed in Toyhou.se slang so I don't actually know where to cash these. D:
ok uh. holy shit you read them ALL. dear god I have fucked up greatly by having Sundown be an unsupportive father in the family togetherness time fic next she's* gonna commit a transphobia /vague hyperbole edit: Ok sorry for that. had a minor mental breakdown. yknow the drill. (stuff removed) edit 2: so I talked to a few friends and they said that actually that line read different to them. so thankfully I did not screw things up greatly
fffc winter calendar event! :3
anyways do you want. characters. like cats that may or may not have fish tails (your choice) or nijinu or terrainu. because I can make. characters.
*this version of Sundown is bigender that's why. the pronouns thing.
You asked. B^)
I may not be American but man I feel you. ;_; No rush on this; Family* Comes First.
These are the offerings, aye? 33 individual pieces might actually tax me for my own character references, but I could outsource some of them to off-site colleagues. I'll draft a list. :3
I thought the joke was serious. sorry. As well, I don't like those kinds of jokes-I'll add a disclaimer. And yeah, those are the bases I can make the characters on.
(Aye, I'd hoped the linked video would serve as an /s; that's on me. I dunno exactly what it is, but Side 7 has drawn out my reckless goofball side that I usually only deploy strategically on long-time friends. :B )
If you were to chibify existing characters, how detailed would you need the refs?
