the whole thing is a parody of the cosmopolitan, women magazine stuff. the articles are from a original cosmopolitan.
things like: "bed - me bite" in the original version = "bed - me eyes". "i know what your bunny did last night". the word "lover" is replaced by "bunny".
"a foxxy <(sexy) love spy tells all".
only a single word make it to a humorous. you're the first to recognize the sarcasm in that piece. :D
O.o This is one of the most delightfully absurd things I've seen in a while! Good job making it outrageously sparkly; it really adds a sarcastic sort of look. Forgive me if this piece wasn't meant to be humorous... The article teasers are really funny... ^^'