Kung-Fu Rat by @PyrokeneticWeasel (William Duke)

It's a rat monk a role-play as in D&D. For all of you D&D buffs, the species can be found in the Oriental Realms of version 3, I think. He is also chaotic nuetral, which is a problem serious D&D nerds should pick up on rather quickly. Oh, and do to a wish, he now has the ability to turn any organic matter into cheese with his tail! Heeheehee... Hey, it takes an insane person to role-play an insane person properly.