@Thorvald
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Fuck YOU, Internet!

If you're dumb enough to close your dA this weekend,
You're a big enough schmuck to come to BIG BUZZ HELL'S ART!

BAD DEVS!
Rules that break down!
THIEVES!

If you think you're gonna find a safe space at Big Buzz's,
You can KISS MY ASS!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,
You'll pay for this bullshit!
GUARANTEED!

If you find a better site,
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANTI ASS!
You heard us right!
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANTI ASS!

Bring your trade!
Bring your feral!
Bring your fam!

WE'LL FUCK 'EM!

That's right!
WE'LL FUCK YOUR FAMILY!
Because at Big Buzz Hell's,
You're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike!
To Big Buzz Hell's!

Home of CHALLENGE MAPPING!
That's right, CHALLENGE MAPPING!
How does it work?
If you can date a minor for six months,
—And not get caught—
We take NO commission!

Don't wait!
Don't delay!
DON'T FUCK WITH US!
Or we'll rip your tag off!

Only at Big Buzz Hell's!
The only art site that tells you to
FUCK OFF!

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!

This event ends the MINUTE after you finish the poll!
And you'd better guess right, or you're a dead motherfucker!

GO TO HELL!

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Big Buzz Hell's Art by @Thorvald (El Thorvaldo)

This was supposed to be ready yesterday but I got caught up with other things. Since the postmortem's still pending, you get this instead.

Grief is a cyclical process.

Happy Anniversary everyone.

(P.S.: If anyone knows the thread about them flagging people for copyright infringement when Chris was lifting his gallery from Reddit, I'll edit it in.)

Originally submitted to DeviantArt October 2022. Submitted here with improved formatting.

UPDATE 17-11-23: Added more links in commemoration of Second Coup.


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Posted: Monday, 03 June, 2024 @ 09:55 PM

Huh. I was under the impression not having a platform to socialize and share art on was a bad thing. 

All the more I discover what I have been """"missing"""" it seems like staring into my ceiling for 3 years waiting for something to come along wasn't all that bad.

It is pretty sad for sure. Just reading about it and understanding what happened in hind sight makes me feel like there were some truly dark times for a lot of people just wanting a good space.

I guess there is a silver lining here. We're somewhere else now.

Posted: Monday, 03 June, 2024 @ 10:58 PM

@ragukokarn: Besides the sectarian blocs, the other crowd B*zzly's drama attracted like an electromagnet was the wingnut conspiracists—I've seen people claiming completely straight-faced that the whole thing was a psy-op by DeviantArt to discredit grassroots challengers. HAV - Tom Longboat 2

But yeah, I'm only half-joking when I say that maybe the real Buzzly.art was the friends we made along the way: @MeatchCleaver was originally a follower who became the vector to a network of new friends back on DeviantArt; @EyeballEarth and I got acquainted via the fan-cum-drama group on dA, and his journal is what led me here. It goes to show, it's always darkest before the dawn...

Posted: Tuesday, 04 June, 2024 @ 10:29 AM

@Thorvald: Always happy to help and meet new buds :3

Posted: Tuesday, 04 June, 2024 @ 07:41 PM

@Thorvald wrote:

@ragukokarn: (...) —I've seen people claiming completely straight-faced that the whole thing was a psy-op by DeviantArt to discredit grassroots challengers. HAV - Tom Longboat 2

I am having that exact face too. The what now? Why would it be that? DeviantArt would not care about anything unless there is $$$ involved. Discouraging and discrediting other sites is too much effort for them to begin with. 

It's like: "us artists hate the concept of stolen art and NFT's" DeviantArt directly jumps onboard and creates a need for a paid service to protect your art. Because money. No matter what anyone thinks, they will just chase the honey in any way they can on their own platform.

As for grassroot challengers - it is safe to say times changed these past 4 years. The old is being replaced by the new way of thinking. Certainly it will matter for the coming years.

Those two are awesome artists! I follow both now :) Something good came out of something terrible. 💙 



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