Who? Kyle Staley, our "hero", at least in his own mind!!! He's a very intense dance student who intends on becoming a professional ballet dancer, but you'd never know it from what he calls his "Clark Kent" personna, which is an outgoing and totally reckless skateboarder!!!

What? Red and marroon 'coon with a hairstyle that's beyond impractical for both dancing and skateboarding!!!

When? Born 17 years ago!!!!

Where? Anglo Canadian in nationality, born in Vancouver, currently resides with his parents and sister in the fictional city I haven't given a name yet!!!!

Why? He doesn't really seem like a typical ballet dancer, but he's been dancing since he was three years old, so he finds the "dancing is for girls" mentality as strange as people find him (but not really, considering some of the guys he dances with!!!! @~_^@)!!!! He's been infatuated with superheroes since as long as he can remember, and he swears they must have had ballet training!!!!

Likes? Dancing, skateboarding, video games, playing guitar, his friends, his family, Sonic the Hedghog, Spiderman, Star Wars, X-Men, Clockwork Orange, Nickleback, NOFX, Sum-41, The Offspring, girls (really, he likes girls!!! @~_^@)

Dislikes? Cutthroats, snobs, skaters who cause trouble and ruin things for all skaters, most of the music he has to dance to in jazz class, people who think all male dancers are gay

Special powers? In addition to being among the star dancers at Romanski Academy (his dance school), he's so extremely coordinated he hasn't yet gotten any of the career-ruining injuries you'd think he would get from skateboarding!!! And, to date, he's the only kid in the city who Nuke Rammingstone can't beat at video games (for the record, he can't beat Nuke either-they're permenantly deadlocked!!!)!!!!

How do I annoy him? Keep telling him his brilliant dance career is gonna end before it starts if he keeps up those dangerous skateboard stunts!!! Then say "There! See!" when he falls, and keep bugging hiim as he gets up completely unharmed!!!

How do I make him really angry? Harrass his friends, then call him a sissy but using a more colorful word!!!

What would surprise me? Um...I could reveal it but it would be more surprising if I revealed in my forthcoming comic!!! But you are surprised that he's not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!!! @~_^@), right???