@Warehouse_Rabbit: Not exactly, but if I ever get Part II back on track, I have a parody earmarked specifically for that thread:
♫ Sirens blare—are you writin'?
In the air: planes dogfightin'
"A good day to die"?
Good folks will ask "why?"
Combat in a Christmastime campaign... ♪
Had you tried the Postal Approach?