"Can I Get a Hallelujah!" by @Kooshmeister (Bill Hiers)

Fernald, fully comfortable with his sexuality and his faith, is now a Christian youth motivational speaker. He's struggled to become an ordained minister but never quite made the cut, but he doesn't let it stop him from giving sermons to troubled youth which revolve around the Lord's acceptance of LGBT people, particularly teenagers, and he always wears his tiny little rubber biker boy shorts knee-high rubber jackboots to every one as a show of commitment.

Controversial among his friends and family and especially his former church, from which he was of course kicked out, the squirrel, here, has worked himself into a fever pitch as he preaches God's love of gayness and bisexuality and lesbians, his tie come undone, shirt partially untucked from all the jumping around on stage he's been doing, and, finishing his latest pro-gay rant, he demands from the audience, "Can I get a hallelujah!"