Jeff has a secret.. by @Invader_Flame (Meagan Longley)

Red- -.-; sighs what am I doing here again?

Jeff- I have an announcement.....okay.. so.. so I've hidden it for so long.. Even though its FAIRLY obvious.. I'm coming out of the closet with this...I'm really.... looks to red.. takes off his shirt

Red- O.o;; AHHHH! runs from the room screaming

Jeff- o.o -extremely buff. looks to where Red ran off What the heck was he thinking I was going to say? eh.. whatever. skips off singing 'Man, I feel like a woman'

@_@ droool.....a brick hits meg in the head o.@ eh.. wha? O.o;; oh.. hi. XD;; So, yeah, this whole thing came from a snippet of conversation that Kidk and I were having over and IM. :P It went something like this:

Meg: I mean, Jeff is SO strong.. he could like, pick my dad up!!

Kidk: yeah, those Irkens are like ants! They can carry 10 times their body weight!

Meg: o.o nod nod o.- But you know what I think? I think that secretly, Jeff is like SUPER buff.. but he wears a holo-watch so that Red won't get jealous.

Kidk: XD

u.u and so here you have it.

:P yes, that's me squee-ing and falling over O.S

WOW that was long.

Jeff and red and me (c) to me.

The original tallest and Irken (c) to JV

Kidk (c) to herself.